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Bernie Clifton costume how to make

Does it do any harm to have trousers with a tight waist?

Yes. Trinny and Susannah will come round your house and smack your naughty bum!

Aftershave that Lee Evans wears

I should imagine this was searched for by someone who saw Lee Evans live. Evans sweats a lot on stage and if he wears aftershave I'm sure the first few rows would get a pretty strong whiff.

1. Boring surreal picture of gormless man

2. Make your farts smell fresh

3. Odour as you get older

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In a world where polar ice caps are melting, rainforests have been plundered, carbon footprints are buggering everything up, we're on the brink of World War Three and, as 1960's protest singer Barry McGuigan said, we're on the eve of destruction and even the River Trent has got bodies floatin', it's heartening to find that so many visitors to my site are fascinated by the following subject matter:

Amy Winehouse Sideburns

Funeral of Frank Sinatra sore throat.

Pinky & Perky Happy Birthday

Yes, happy birthday to Pinky & Perky, born on the same day in January 1955.

Now happily ensconsed in Mrs Emily Bacon's Rest Home For Retired Pigs in East Ham, the two charming old chaps spend their days watching videos of their old shows.

And why not? They've earned it.