Search Me

Another post from the blog that likes to toot its own horn ...
or, presumably, to blow its own trumpet if you're from this side of the pond ...

There was a spike in visitor figures from "around the globe" (well, the USA and Britain) yesterday due to people looking for a picture of Sophie Ellis Bextor in my archive.

Problem is, I don't have a picture of Sophie Ellis Bextor in my archive, so there's one here by way of compensation.

I have suggested somewhere that she has legs like the frog in the excellent Evergreen Complete lawn feed advert, which you can watch here to illustrate the comparison.

Am I right, or am I right?

Someone from Peru stayed on my blog for a few hours after looking for

Summer The First Time YouTube - Bobby Goldsboro

I hope they enjoyed themselves over at mine, or, more specifically, that they were mesmorised. I always hope in vain that people will visit and have a road-to-Damascus style conversion and realise how great I am.

Still, they would've been better off looking here

I think it was the man Garfer who sensibly observed that a blogger will return to his/her supposedly deceased blog in the same way that a dog returns to its turds.

Heh heh.

So Search Me returns, prompted by a spike in visitor figures for a number of people - some of whom spent quite a time on the actual blog, poor sods - who wanted to avail themselves of

Victorian Woman/bathchair

Can anyone help?