Monday, May 01, 2006
RICHARD FLEESHMAN MAD
He does look mad, doesn't he? Mad that I said he was pretending to play the piano. I didn't mean it, Richard. I know you're a talented pianist/singer. And I'd like to apologise to these young ladies too. I was only being tongue-in-cheek, girls.
So, the inaugural Geoff search me post goes a little something like this:-
1. Sean Bean false teeth
2. How many wives did Ken Barlow have?
3. Which pub did Marvin Gaye stay in when he was in Ostend?
4. Bald Axl Rose
5. Shit blog "it's anything"
6. Jesus Christ + wet dreams
7. Freebasing cocaine pictures
8. Seventy-one in dreams
9. Freemasons Sting Geldof
10. How does Richard Fleeshman do his hair?
Now I know that Sean Bean is rumoured to have dentures I feel a lot better about my molars which have been giving me so much trouble this year.
And "shit blog, it's anything". Where else would they be directed to?
Oh, and I've deliberately left out the ruder ones as I'm a bit fed up with my perverted readers who seem obsessed with grannies doing rude things. Leave it alone, grandad!
# posted by Geoff @ 2:38 PM 
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Richard Fleeshman is well fit, he be like, 7 foot 4? 7 foot 5? and my mum says he has well soulful eyes and I think he is well TALENTED so leave off him >:-(
Anyway, I fink you is well jealous coz ur like dead old and bald and fat and skanky eeewww LOL :-p
Yours,
KYLIE (13)
Anyway, I fink you is well jealous coz ur like dead old and bald and fat and skanky eeewww LOL :-p
Yours,
KYLIE (13)
# posted by 
: 8:42 PM
: 8:42 PM
#2. How many wives did Ken Barlow have? Well that depends on whether you count Deirdre once or twice, doesn't it? He's on his way to setting King Henry VIII's record if he doesn't stop now.
Kylie - I is well fit for my age. Email me your grandmother's address and I'll send her a signed photo.
MJ - One Deirdre is plenty, thank you.
MJ - One Deirdre is plenty, thank you.
Although it really does seem that the teaching of imperial measurements has finally gone completely by the wayside (a 7'5" Fleeshman being rather too much), I'm so glad to see they're still teaching a modicum of decorum at our modern schools and that Kylie is polite enough to sign off gracefully, after slagging you off.
Yours ever,
Yours ever,
# posted by : 12:35 AM
: 12:35 AM
Right! That's it, I shall have to write to Dee and be reminded of how to get on my stats page so I can join in.
Seen Bean (as my Dad hilariously calls him...) looks like my younger brother.
Seen Bean (as my Dad hilariously calls him...) looks like my younger brother.
# posted by : 3:46 AM
: 3:46 AM
You're sort make me sick. You have gone and upset my little girl now and she is normally ever so happy go lucky. Like me, she thinks that Richard Fleshman is an attractive, talented young man, and what's wrong with that?
Unfortunatley, there are always miserable people out there like you Geoff who want to go and complain about someone who is popular. I bet you are an unhappy person in real life, rather like Kylies' father was. He never paid me the full maintenence money. I'm glad I don't have to see his miserable mug around the house any more!
Unfortunatley, there are always miserable people out there like you Geoff who want to go and complain about someone who is popular. I bet you are an unhappy person in real life, rather like Kylies' father was. He never paid me the full maintenence money. I'm glad I don't have to see his miserable mug around the house any more!
# posted by : 10:20 AM
: 10:20 AM
Caroline, does your brother live in Britain and is he single?
I might have to get a divorce first though.
I might have to get a divorce first though.
Bloody hell, we have to shop at Morrisons as it is.
And Kylie's mum: It's people like you and Kylie that have persuaded the Corrie bosses to change Craig's goth persona to one of dreamy boy next door. I bet you were responsible for the transformation of ugly Nicky Tilsley into gorgeous Nick, too. No wonder I'm a misery guts.
And Kylie's mum: It's people like you and Kylie that have persuaded the Corrie bosses to change Craig's goth persona to one of dreamy boy next door. I bet you were responsible for the transformation of ugly Nicky Tilsley into gorgeous Nick, too. No wonder I'm a misery guts.
This is Richard, really I am.
I can't play on the piano and my freind had to show me how to do this because I don't know much about cpomputers because all I want to do is SING!!!! I wanted to go on teh forum the dirls set up to tell tehm that it was all on a backing tape but i don't have a email. Oh sorry I can't type well ha ha.
I can't play on the piano and my freind had to show me how to do this because I don't know much about cpomputers because all I want to do is SING!!!! I wanted to go on teh forum the dirls set up to tell tehm that it was all on a backing tape but i don't have a email. Oh sorry I can't type well ha ha.
# posted by : 2:13 PM
: 2:13 PM
Thank you, Richard.
There's really nothing wrong with not being able to play your instrument. Look at Depeche Mode, they couldn't in the beginning when they were a pop band. Now they can and you wouldn't want to end up like them. Better off singing along to your backing tape. You've got a cracking voice. That's puberty for you.
There's really nothing wrong with not being able to play your instrument. Look at Depeche Mode, they couldn't in the beginning when they were a pop band. Now they can and you wouldn't want to end up like them. Better off singing along to your backing tape. You've got a cracking voice. That's puberty for you.
I just finished filming for the day. It's very hard having to look down on the top of Mike Le Vell's head all morning specally when I think he's kids got nits. Yuck! M8 get a wash yeah?
# posted by : 1:18 PM
: 1:18 PM
I don't think the REAL Richard Fleeshman would be so insulting of Mike Le Vell! <.<
Thank you for your apology for the richardfleeshman site. :)
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Thank you for your apology for the richardfleeshman site. :)
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