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Recently I suggested in a post that I was going to start a World Of Owen Hargreaves blog for the duration of the World Cup, in honour of the enigmatic Welsh/Canadian/possibly at least five per cent English, German-speaking player who now seems to be playing a more important role in Sven's team, and is always referred to now as "much maligned" by match commentators.

Hence the seemingly senseless search Owen Hargreaves blogspot what I had for breakfast.

It turns out that there is indeed an Owen Hargreaves blogspot written by the er, man himself which is very funny and where you can find out what he ate for breakfast. I recommend it - after watching Frank Lampard and Steven Gerrard yesterday alongside David Beckham barfing up a week's worth of pizza we could do with a laugh, couldn't we?

Did you see the guy in the Portugal/Holland game? Fucking umpires, man.

For the student who wishes to know the history of (the song) "have you got a light boy?"...

They started smoking young in the composer's family. A mere two months after young Danny climbed back off his father's knee, the young chap was smoking 40 a day.

Dad didn't mind, as Dad knew that whenever he needed some fire for his pipe...

Sometimes words can have many meanings, none of which are clear and which may seem slightly disturbing.

How to touch my sister-in-law.

*shudders to think*

At some point I had to acknowledge the woman who has helped to bolster up my daily stats for some time now: Claire Nazir.

Except that she is really called Claire Nasir. My misspelling is one that a number of people have made. The result of this is that I am no sort of authority on Claire Nasir, the GMTV weatherwoman, but I am the world's number four authority on Claire Nazir, the misspelled GMTV weatherwoman who doesn't actually exist.

I'm sure Claire Nasir has Googled Claire Nazir, just for the hell of it, and has been repulsed by my blog. Whenever I see her telling us about a band of scattered showers moving over the Welsh Marches, she is really trying to communicate to me through the medium of telepathy.

She is telling me that I am an evil, spiteful little bitch, and she is going to put a hex on every holiday that I go on. Bad weather will follow me everywhere.

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Who played organ for Ken Dodd aged fourteen?

If you are asking which fourteen year old played the organ on Ken Dodd's show, my guess is that it would have been the man pictured above: Lord Bartlett of Cheshire.

If you are asking who played with the fourteen year old Ken Dodd's organ, then I can't provide an answer and wouldn't want to end up in court on a libel charge.