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Here's a joke I've been waiting to tell for such a long time but never had the opportunity:-

The winner of this year's Stars In Their Eyes was 47 year old Maria Darlington from Burnley. She did a stunning impression of Cher singing If I Could Turn Back Time. It was so good that Cher herself decided to take Maria on tour with her as her support act. They were billed as 'Cher and Cher-Alike'.

And if my searches are anything to go by, sexy pictures of our very own homegrown Cher, Coronation Street's Beverley Callard, are at a premium. I don't want to let anybody down, so go on, get your rocks off to the above.

What? You can't? That's because you're a tit man rather than a leg man, isn't it? You want...

Bev Callard nice tits
Beverley Callard in bra
Beverley Callard breasts

Life's tough sometimes, aint it?

But of course Mr Bev Callard in leather is a much happier man. Are you sitting comfortably on your leather sofa, young man, your laptop balanced on your manly member?

Ooh, Bev. Ooh, Bev.


UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE

Courtesy of MJ, we now have a picture for those of you with a Bev breast fetish. There's plenty of leather on show here too (and Kevin the crocodile for wildlife fans), so this should please everyone!