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Not only do they have the above effect, but they make your legs look shorter because they start lower down.

Is that you in the pic Betty?
 

Kaz, I'm absolutely fed up of there being only low rise jeans available in shops now. They're uncomfortable and unsightly and they must go!
 

I think they are kinda sexy!
 

What, even the woman in the picture?

Whatever tickles yer pickle.
 

I do wear them but would never consider wearing a baby's t-shirt ontop like in the picture! That's just taking it all too far.
 

I wear them, basically because it's impossible to buy jeans that actually cover your arse anymore. Thankfully, longer line tops are also "back", but it still doesn't solve the problem of how you actually manage to keep the jeans up. You wear a belt with a top over it and it looks as if you've got a colostomy bag on.
 

Yes I know what you mean - I generally end up giving myself muscle strain of internal organs I never knew I had by having to constantly suck in my stomach while checking the hem of the top sitting ontop of my belt. As for the plumbers arse - I've just lost my dignity entirely now and just uncontrollably flash it everywhere - especially when sitting down in posh restaurants.
 

Wear a pencil skirt. So much easier!
 

Rockmother - it's the having to hoik up my jeans while walking down the street business that I hate. Still, I saw a girl running for the bus holding her trousers up during the entire hundred yard dash, which was worse.

Arabella - oh, I like to wear skirts, pinafore dresses, frocks and the rest but sometimes it just isn't practical. Besides, around here, if you're over eighteen you have to wear jeans or trackie bottoms all year round (or with a posh top and tasteful jewellery on a big night out), otherwise you'll be thought of as a weirdo, member of a sinister cult organisation or evil paedophile, and will have a vigilante group set up to get rid of you.
 

Track suits - UGH!
 

This is Saaaarff Laaaahndan after all, home of the Mackenzie hoodie (... actually, Mackenzie hoodies are probably "out" now - don't know what the big label to be seen in is at the moment. I ought to hang around outside JJB Sports to find out, but am scared of getting beaten up!).
 

You'll be ok - just wear your tracksuit and hoodie or scrape your hair back and wear your lo-rise jeans with a crop top and a g-string poking out the back!

Isn't it Timberland they are all into now? My 13 yr old stepson insists on wearing a baseball cap with the gold label showing the size re-stuck onto the visor. Ferchrissakes - whatever for? The main hat has to be then worn at an angle of approx 70 degrees left or right of front on. Hideous.
 

I know I'm late, but I have to say that I loathe low rise jeans.
 

Rockmother - I think that you're supposed to have the shop price label hanging off your clothes. "St. John's Ambulance Shop, £1.50". Very classy.

Cheesemeister - I keep reading that they're going out of fashion, but you never seem to be able to find anything different in the shops.